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A tail? Well, crap. There's been a royal mix up, and somebody's going to pay. Big time.
It's not like a tail is the easiest thing to solve either.
Oh, sure, you can chop it off, but then it throws off the whole balance bioinsert, and you end up like a damn drunken squirrel on New Year's Eve while you're doing an EVA. Not good.
Plus I'm pretty sure chopping it off would hurt. I can wag it around and I can feel when I pull on it, so it stands to reason that it would hurt like a bitch if I took a knife to that sucker.
Really, though, what sort of moron looks at a custom order for a thumb-splice onto the lower limbs for a nullgrav dock-monkey and thinks, "gee, what the hell, I'll just throw in a tail for good measure."
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I mean, honestly, who puts 'Zero-G Maintenance Technician' into the occupation field anywa... oh... ooohhh shit... OH MY GOD!?!?! That moron thought I wanted to be a goddamn MONKEY!
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